Gyles Brandreth: Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations

Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations


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Writer, broadcaster, and wit Gyles Brandreth has completely revised Ned Sherrin's classic collection of wisecracks, one-liners, and anecdotes. With over 1,000 new quotations from all media, it's easy to find hilarious quotes on subjects ranging from Argument to Diets, from Computers to The Weather. Add sparkle to your speeches and presentations, or just enjoy a good laugh in company with Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Joan Rivers, Kathy Lette, Frankie Boyle, and friends. 'Now we have the World Wide Web (the only thing I know of whose shortened form-www-takes three times longer to say than what it's short for)' Douglas Adams 'Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends' Woody Allen 'Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight' Phyllis Diller 'Having a baby is like getting a tattoo on your face. You really need to be certain it's what you want before you commit' Elizabeth Gilbert 'The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it' Terry Pratchett 'Retreat, hell! We're only attacking in another direction' American general Oliver P. Smith

Galway has a fascinating countryside containing several scenic routes and walking Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations ebook pdf trails with stunning vistas and dramatic viewpoints. This detailed touring map has everything required to help you get the most from your visit to the area. It is has a detailed index and is printed on waterproof paper - guaranteed to survive any spilled drinks! A lace-like Atlantic coastline enclosing shimmering lakes and rusty bogs with the majestic Twelve Bens and Maumturks as a backdrop - and that's just part of Connemara! Galway's fascinating countryside contains several scenic routes and walking trails with stunning vistas and dramatic viewpoints. There are numerous castles, towers, medieval churches, historic houses, megalithic tombs and dazzling beaches just waiting to be explored. This map will help you on your way with all the information available at a glance. A handy map of the city centre is included. Parts of Counties Clare, Tipperary, Offaly, Roscommon and Mayo are also illustrated. A comprehensive selection of golf courses, angling spots, sailing centres, historic sites, tourist centres and many other points of interest are clearly shown. The scale of the Galway map is 1:100,000.This title is waterproof and Rip-Proof.


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Author: Gyles Brandreth
Number of Pages: 496 pages
Published Date: 01 Dec 2013
Publisher: Oxford University Press
Publication Country: Oxford, United Kingdom
Language: English
ISBN: 9780199681365
Download Link: Click Here
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